make faces while you poop…
  every single time.
in the breath of that moment…
  in the tiled solitude of
  your warshroom…
  contort your face into
  childlike expressions of
  wonder and awe.
grimace loudly, without
  making a sound…
  till the splash hits
  your bum.

then laugh… perhaps giggle…
  and pray no one is
  waiting by the door.